Gamers are ready for cross-stitching, whether they know it or not (Sponsored)

Gamers think cross-stitching is a craft for grandmas. Well, they’re wrong.

According to a totally not made up IGN study, gamers press the X button an average for 100-200 times in an hour when playing popular games such as Minecraft, Destiny, and Super Mario Bros.

This can, according to multiple legitimate sources who would profit from this, be translated into stitching X’s 100 times an hour.

Grandmas with their decades-old patterns and threads have already decided to jump into the game. Several groups of grannies have already seen a 117% increase in sales just since you started reading this article.

You don’t want to be the only person on your f-list who isn’t cross-stitching so invest heavily in this craft today so that you don’t miss this opportunity to not only press the X button, but stitch it too.

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